If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
I’m on patrol 24/7
Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something
having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today
i cant wait to drive so i can go to mcdonalds at 2am
smh why are straight boys always asking for bra sizes?? Like what u gonna do with that information?? Calculate the volume of the boob??? Imagine the boops in ur head? Ur not gonna touch them that’s for sure
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself